fuckyeahmastodon:

Mastodon may or may not be shooting a music video for “The Motherload” this week.

fuckyeahmastodon:

Mastodon may or may not be shooting a music video for “The Motherload” this week.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i know you all are excited for pumpkins and shit but let me just remind you of winters other blessings

  • apple pie
  • apple cider
  • caramel apples
  • candied apples
  • apple crisp
  • apPles

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bvsedjesus:

bvsedjesus:

idollondo:

VERY RARE!! FIRST PERSON LIL B EXPERIENCE!!! THE BASED GOD POINTS AND ACKNOWLEDGES!!! COLLECT ALL FIRST PERSON MOMENTS!!!


bless

bvsedjesus:

bvsedjesus:

idollondo:

VERY RARE!! FIRST PERSON LIL B EXPERIENCE!!! THE BASED GOD POINTS AND ACKNOWLEDGES!!! COLLECT ALL FIRST PERSON MOMENTS!!!

bless

(Source: schorpio)

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit